“We use a semi-automated content creation process linked to calendars that include national observances. In this instance, our internal review process was not properly followed, resulting in a non-approved notification being shared.”
Proposed translation: We sincerely hope (by all our executive bonuses) that the cost of this PR disaster will not exceed the significant savings we realized by automating our PR machinery, closely supervised by highly educated professionals who weeded out the gibberish it would produce, aided by their cultural background… at least initially, until that outsourcer came along with an irresistable offer.