HI will be x6800 more water waste, X5400 more electricity, and x8800 more pollution than AI.
I have no idea what this means.
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Salt Lake City has the highest per capita breast augmentation in the US, sometimes called the “mommy makeover” due to the due to a combination of a high regional birth rate, a strong cultural emphasis on physical fitness and aesthetic preservation post-pregnancy, which drives a massive per-capita demand for breast augmentations and lifts.
Hence the Salt Lake valley is sometimes dubbed “Silicone Valley”*
*I just made that up. I have no idea what he is talking about either.
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Human Intelligence, HI.
Never tell a joke in a room full of engineers.
If the joke has legs, I coined it today. Women saw humor in it. Men? Out to lunch.
A 4some of a pastor, a lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer were playing golf. There was a group of blind golfers ahead of them with a caretaker playing very slowly. The caretaker walked back to the group on the tee, explained the situation, and gave his apologies.
The Pastor said, “I will keep you in my prayers”.
The lawyer offered his business card and said, “I’d be happy to help with representation if any of your group was a victim of harm.”
The doctor also offered medical services.
The engineer asked, “Why can’t you guys play at night and not hold everyone up?”
intercst
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Like I said never tell a joke around engineers. 
And engineer show up to work riding a new bike.
His friend says “Cool bike. Where did you get it?”
First guy says “I was walking home through the park. A beautiful woman on a bike rode up, jumped off the bike, stripped naked, and told me to take whatever I wanted. I took the bike.”
“Good call” says the friend. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”
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