A Russian worker standing in liquor store line says: “I have had enough of Russian liquor/money shortages, save my place, I am going to shot Putin”
Two hours later he returns to reclaim his place in line. His friends ask “Did you get Putin?”
He replies “No, the line there was longer than the line here.”
What’s the definition of a Russian string quartet? A Soviet orchestra back from a US tour.
Russian expert Julia Ioffe told Bill Maher a good Russian joke Friday night.
https://www.rawstory.com/julia-ioffe-real-time/
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Russian expert Julia Ioffe told Bill Maher a good Russian joke Friday night.
I would have replied “a Russian Tank”.
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