OT: Things that were not on my bingo card

A teleporting FEMA official

On a January 2025 podcast appearance, Phillips claimed that his car was “lifted up” while he was driving and transported 40 miles away into a ditch near a church. And in another instance on the same episode, Phillips said he was teleported 50 miles away to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia, CNN detailed in a deep dive into Phillips’ past public statements.

“I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House – this was in Georgia, and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was,” Phillips said on the podcast Onward, co-hosted by rightwing activist Catherine Engelbrecht.

“Teleporting is no fun,” he said “You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

Hawkwin

Teleporting is apolitical. It impacts all people the same regardless of political affiliation.

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This guy should teleport (Do not pass GO, do Not collect $200) to the looney bin of his choice, straitjacket included.

Wendy

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What do a ditch and a Waffle House have in common? They’re both locations where drunk dudes’ vehicles end up.

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