Why don’t aliens wear clothes?
In every movie I’ve seen, they’re naked.
Actually, this could have a macro economic impact on the garment industry if the fad catches on.
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Genesis 3.
The aliens did not have the right fruit.
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Qazulight
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NO puritanical religion on their home worlds?
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They don’t have junk. No junk, no need to cover it up with clothes.
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hmmm I guess you have not noticed animals, birds, fish, etc… even they don’t wear clothes… of course pets are exempted.
So humans wearing clothes is the anomaly.
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They do… you haven’t seen them!!!
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Or you’ve seen their junk and didn’t recognize it.
DB2
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Maybe alien junk is retractable. Very space-efficient.
Pete
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I don’t know what you’re talking about. There are many many examples of space aliens wearing something along the lines of one piece, tight fitting, “aluminum”-ish looking suits. Often with some sort of ridiculous looking collars.
Let’s see if this works: That’s one green-assed alien!
What? No Stanley?
1500 watts
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Come on man, EVERYONE knows Star Trek is a soap opera, not a sci fi show!
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We all have junk - ya know, the sort that requires a pocket.
Forget hiding their privates, how do they get through life without pockets?
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