While we have not been very active in the markets over the past 6 months or so - that doesn’t mean we have abandoned our marginally, but certainly heartfelt, mission to develop business opportunities that; while certainly designed to be singularly profitable; but combined also with our simple core value of benefiting, adding value, and easing the sometimes monotony, drudgery, and obstacles that are chuck full in modern day life as we currently know it. To wit:
As we grow older so also do loved ones such as parents, grandparents etc…etc…etc. Who among us does not feel the emotional need of caring for the wellbeing of our aging loved ones in an effort to ensure their comfort, health and safety? As such, at some point or other we find ourselves seeking to relieve them of physical and/or emotional burdens so they may celebrate their aging lives with dignity, joy, and happiness. To that end, we at Champico Industries have developed what we believe to be a revolutionary product for aging parents and grandparents, etc…etc…etc.
As everyone knows, as we grow older our bones become more brittle, probably from not eating enough apples - or something like that. Along with brittle bones comes hip problems and/or walking and mobility problems which are offtimes themselves alone debilitating and obviously limiting assessment, reach, and shared times such as meals, conversation and family gatherings all the while while increasing the fears and loneliness.
Business Note 1). It is a medical fact that a very high percentage of older Americans suffer from accidents involving falling, stumbling or even dancing. Do you know how hard it is for an 80 year old to rumba, cha-cha or tango? Why I know there are 50ish aged folks who have problems with those dances as well. What happens?
Well…in a great many of the homes that have been built going forward from the 1960s have been two story homes with the Master Bedrooms located on the second story of the home: perhaps millions of such home owned but a very high percentage of Baby Boomers: that rapidly (every single year) aging demographic. Which is to say, mobility issues involved with the potential falls involved with navigating stairways rapidly becoming epidemic and key contributor to the increasingly poor health of aging loved ones. So - what to do?
Introducing The Granny Express!
Business Note 2: We are still working on the product name.
Now…we at Champico Industries do not claim to be the first to attempt to solve this problem. In fact, many other companies have formed who offer a variety of solutions including some form of product designed to transport folks with mobility problems from one level of the home to the another; however, they all have some drawbacks a few of which include: costly elevators - do you know how much it might cost to design and place a newly built elevator in your parents home? Or - they develop these little chairs that your mom or dad would sit in the would then go up slowly - syrupy slowly: how very boring. But that isn’t the way we at Champico Industries see this problem. Heck - just because your’ve loved ones are older with perhaps brittle bones, bad hips or maybe shin splits doesn’t mean that their lives should become mundane, humiliating slow, or perhaps take weeks to get from one floor to the next. And furthermore, who in the world wants to rip them out of their comfort zones to move them downstairs? No - not us: Not Champico Industries. Here is what we have come up with that is not just a solution to your aging loved ones mobility issues - its a way to keep them having not only ease of movement between the various levels of their homes - but a way to bring excitement, a touch of adventure, and an entirely cost effective rapid movement from here to there.
So now you be asking yourself: What is The Granny Express: How does it work: What does it cost. Well…I am getting to all that. But first:
This is not just a revolutionary product designed to provide freedom and joy for your parents or grandparents - its also and incredible Business Opportunity. Thats right - Local The Granny Express territories are now available. Yes…Yes…Yes…you heard right and can believe your eyes. For a limited time, those seeking additional financial security in their lives…those who recognize a ground opportunity to not only generate untold, uncountable, and unknown obscene profits while bringing happiness, comfort, joy and unhindered mobility to loved ones - well…what can we say…this just might be for you.
The Granny Express is inspired and modeled after the Bobsled event in the Qlympics. It involves installing a “track” along the curvatures and down the various stairways of the typical household.
Business Note 3: The Granny Express is especially invigorating and liberating for older folks living in 3 or 4 story homes.
Older loved ones simply don the Bobsled safety suits to include helmets, (which can be customized for further profits) and goggles. Once in - and strapped securely, a lever is pulled shooting The Granny Express down the track and into the first turn - the sled picks up speed from there jetting around curves and in and out of corners until it approaches a particular stop along the way; whereby, the loved one can pull a lever to slowly (still working on this) bring their personalized Granny Express (comes in a variety of colors and can even be painted with their own family name or logo) to a perfect stop at their desired location. And safety - glad you asked about that:
The Granny Express Bobsled Track (GEBT) comes installed with a singular railing mounted a few feet above the track. From this railing a bungee cord of infinite stretch ability and strength is attached to granny’s safety harness. In the almost unheard of rare event of some track dysfunction the railing acts as a sort of parachute effectively pulling your loved one to safety. A wench installed at the original location is used to return The Granny Express back to its original position to wait for the next trip.
Now…please understand that there may be a few wrinkles involved in The Granny Express that need to be ironed out. But…we at Champico Industries want to offer this amazing product to those wily entrepreneurs who have been seeking - waiting - desiring… such a ground floor opportunity their entire lives. Your ship has come in. Why customizable equipment and and add-on gear along could produce profits and gross margins above 75%. That along with service contracts (based on weekly pool cleaning) means that with The Granny Express - a product needed in millions and millions of homes - will become a gold mine…a profit Flywheel for owners of The Granny Express business opportunity.
Business Note 4: All purchasers must agree to attend two weeks of The Granny Express University learning design, installation and maintenance training.
But thats not all:
For a very limited time, along with your The Granny Express we are going to add-on another new opportunity in the late stages of development - and just in time for the 2024 College and High Schools graduates; The Glue Guy.
Why…The Glue Guy alone is worth the price of the entire opportunity. We are doing this out of our desire to ensure that the profits will roll in while you are getting up to speed on The Granny Express. You can thank us later.
All the Best,
Champico Industries
