Dear AI write me a post that irks Tesla bears

Tesla Just Set a New Record and the Bear Thesis Is Officially Dead

While critics spent years predicting a “demand cliff” and bankruptcy, Tesla just proved once again why it dominates the global market.

The Reality Check:

  • Delivery Surge: Q2 delivery numbers completely shattered Wall Street consensus, proving global EV demand is accelerating.
  • Energy Monopoly: Tesla Energy deployed record-breaking megawatt-hours this quarter, growing at a pace that makes legacy utilities look prehistoric.
  • FSD Dominance: Full Self-Driving supervised miles have crossed exponential thresholds, cementing Tesla as an AI and robotics behemoth, not just a car company.

To the shorts still waiting for legacy automakers to catch up: margins are expanding, the ecosystem is unmatched, and the next-generation platform is ahead of schedule. Betting against Elon Musk in 2026 isn’t just risky—it is historically expensive.

Not Signed :innocent:

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Heh. That’s some pretty good trolling all right. Your AI did some pretty good hallucinating as well though.

  • Delivery Surge: Certainly good news, no question. If Tesla keeps this up, their sales will recover back to 2023 levels.

  • Energy Monopoly: Certainly good news here, as well. But it is definitely not a monopoly, and still only a small part of the company.

  • FSD Dominance: Most analysts rate FSD as the most capable, but not neccessarily the best driver assist program. If we are talking about autonomy, Waymo is the clear leader.

Wut?

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Wut AI said! It played the game nicely. :clown_face:

Check out the thread’s title! When the opposition could not find anything better they tried to attack via my use of AI so I told AI, “Sic it to them.” Just fun and games. The real action is putting one’s cash on the line.

The Captain

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Margins expanded to 4%.

Legacy car company margins.

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AI seems to have been less than successful though.

There’s no delivery surge. There’s some degree of delivery recovery. As a long time shareholder, it’s little help.

There is no energy monopoly. I think Tesla still has a fledgling solar panel business and I think the solar tiles are still on life support. Megapacks don’t generate electricity - they store electricity. As for those utility companies - they don’t compete with Tesla. Some are customers though

FSD dominance of what?

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