Of course. You should know better than even asking the question by now. {{ LOL }}
The dentist wanted $3,000 for an acrylic night guard. As an engineer, I have some familiarity with the cost of manufacturing a 3 ounce piece of plastic that looked suspiciously like the plastic mouthpiece I could purchase at the sporting goods store for $1.99 that is typically used by football players and boxers.
The dentist complained that the sports mouthpieces were made out of soft plastic that I’d chew through in short order. The $3,000 device was being specially-crafted for my dental bite and then custom fitted to ensure that there weren’t any high spots or stress points that could damage my teeth under the lion or tiger like forces being developed by the human bite.
I wasn’t buying it, and told him I could likely buy a whole case of the $1.99 model for $100 and swap them out weekly if I was destroying them at a rapid pace.
When I got to the OHSU Dental School, they confirmed that the acrylic night guard was likely a good idea for me, and they could provide a de rigueur, custom-fitted model made of rich, Corinthian acrylic for the princely sum of $225. I’ve had 3 such devices made by OHSU over the past 15 years. I believe the last one was about 4 years ago and cost $345.
I’ve got a hilarious anecdote from the dental chair for you.
When I had the last night guard fitted 4 years ago, my Dental student Don had it set perfectly fine and had the Professor come over to inspect the job.
She started making adjustments to the appliance that were making the fit worse, and I quickly detected that the problem was that she was just press-fitting the night guard to my teeth with her fingers and wasn’t letting me bite down on it to make sure that it was firmly seated in the same place with each successive adjustment she was doing. And as the fit got worse and worse, I complained more firmly that she really needed to let me bite down on the appliance to make sure it was in the same position with each adjustment. After about 20 minutes of frustration, the bell rung for the end of student clinic hours, all activity stopped, and my night guard wasn’t in any shape to let me leave the building with it. I’d have to make another 30 minute drive back and forth to Portland for a second try at a later date. I said to her, “You know, Don pretty much had this thing perfect before you got your fingers on it.”
When I returned, Don had a different Professor supervising the operation.
And the lesson of the story? In both Medicine and Dentistry, you really need to listen to the patient – especially when they know what they’re talking about. {{ LOL }}
Anyway, after seeing this done 3 or 4 times, I’m pretty sure I could a bang-up, American Dental Society-approved job of fitting the device on my own with the red and black marking tape and the Dremel drill I have at home. If they raise prices much more, I may try to manufacture my own. {{ LOL }}
https://www.dremel.com/images/dremel-4000-512s-sanding-wood-tools-tip3--03d36291cf584492a5d2e2eca01d0b5a.jpg?imgWidth=720&imgHeight=404&scale=1
Of course, I’d be using a much smaller burr than the one in the picture.
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