Old joke:
A boss is interviewing for a new position and has 3 very qualified candidates; an engineer, a scientist, and an accountant. He devises a clever test to decide who gets the job by asking each one how wide his desk is.
The engineer gets out his ruler and says the desk is 5 feet 1.3 inches wide.
The scientist measures the desk with a ruler, adjusting it for temperature and humidity, and says the desk is 5 feet 1.3112 inches wide.
The accountant is asked how wide the desk is and replies, “How wide do you want it?”
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Of course, there is a sexist version of this joke, but it will probably get me banned.