You know something is wrong when a banana might sell for $1 million
So you buy it, they take it off the wall and ship it to you. By that time the banana is rotted and the duct tape stuck to itself. So you buy a new banana and get some duct tape out of your work room. Definitely worth $1m.
This is the DOGE coin of art. I suppose if Elon tweets about it, it will sell for $1.5m.