The Sub-headline (where I am cleaning up “no” for the word “not” is the money shot sub-headline for today, hands down. Depends™ must be selling out with all these baby-men in this country crying all the time:
Salon headline: Nevada GOP primary loser sues over “unfair election”: “Mathematical impossibility” that I lost
Subheadline: The lawsuit cites an “expert mathematician” who has no math degree and works as a swing-set installer
I’m dying here from laughter. I can’t wait for Trevor Noah or John Oliver to pick up on this one.