OT - Alphabetical preference

This is really OT, so PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ON BOARD! Thanks,

I have nine stocks at present and just looked at my holdings which are listed alphabetically on my broker’s website. I see that the first six are in the red, and the last three are up 0.54%, 1.34%, and 2.87%, progressing down the alphabet. Clearly that proves that it’s better to be in the bottom half of the alphabet in early to mid-May, and the further down the alphabet the better!… Right? Well that’s the way I think about technical analysis, in which you are not looking at what the company is doing, how well it is doing it, or what its future is, but just looking at stock movements.