OT:King of Switzerland

Lauwiner tells FRANCE 24 that the local authorities who are keen to stop him are just jealous they didn’t think of it first.

King Jonas I, as he calls himself, declared himself Switzerland’s “symbolic” monarch with a 2019 coronation in Bern’s Nydegg Church that was attended by several members of the clergy.

Lauwiner, a resident of the city of Burgdorf in Bern who also works full-time at a pharmaceutical company, was dressed in full royal regalia, including a bejewelled 18-carat-gold crown.

Since then, he has acquired many of the attributes of a modern monarch: For media interviews he wears gilded military dress, he has an official website and an “imperial bank” with a “half sovereign coin”, and he is often accompanied by a 10-person-strong contingent “for protection”.

I wonder if he will make a state visit to the USA. Could King Jonas I give the president ideas?

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But does King Jonas have the power to tax?

And also, 117,000 sq meters of land is just 28 acres, about the size of a small farm if it was a single plot of land which it’s not.

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He doesn’t need Jonas to give him ideas, he’s already got them.

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We used to say, “Simpsons already did it.”

Now, maybe we should be saying “The Boys already did it.”

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LOL!

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