Waitress Promoted to BS Job

Note: Yale anthropologist David Graeber wrote the definitive book on “BS Jobs”

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Don’t despair Ellen. Now that you’ve been promoted to a “BS Job”, you can spend your free time at work learning how to invest. As long as you’re able to ignore the “siren call of the Hussman”, you may even retire early and become wealthy.

I actually worked one shift at McDonalds as a sarcastic and skeptical 16-yr-old. When they got to the part about, “if you can lean, you can clean”, I told them “That’s it, I’m done.”

Didn’t bother my career one bit.