Ayup, we are getting used to the Friday buying opportunity

On Friday, TIG says something horrible/psychotic. The market freaks. Over the weekend, TIG says “never mind”. The market flies.

Dow futures rally 500 points after Trump announces delay on EU tariff

Steve

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I looked at that this morning (since the big meltdown a month ago I go to CNBC to look at the futures as I’m sitting with my morning coffee; amusement only, of course) and almost daily I wonder, who are these idiots getting a sugar high from “Oh, the tariffs are delayed” and the next day being morose over “Oh the tariffs aren’t delayed after all”.

Idiots, all, best I can figure.

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Years ago, a major mutual fund company fund manager was caught front running his trades in the fund, with his personal account. His reputation, and the size of the fund buys/sells, could move a stock, so he was front running the fund moves to personally profit off of fund moves. Would TIG do the same thing?

Steve

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That’s a rhetorical question, I’m sure.

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Is there an acronym for that already, too?

Edit: turns around there is an entire article on new acronyms. FA FO (F**k Around and Find Out) seems quite to the point.

OFTIGBO

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The Captain

On Friday Trump Incites Goverment Bankruptcy Often?

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Ooooh, I want to play, too:

OFTIGBO=Only Fools Trust In Grifters Backing Orange.

Pete

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Just a few I’ve seen:

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Foxtrot Delta Taco (my new favorite - a variation of Foxtrot Delta Tango)

And a ton of variations of Taco Belle:

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OFTIGBO = Outrageously Fluctuating Tariffs Induce Growth-Busting Outcomes

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How about this one? …

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If he was smart enough, of course he would. Somebody probably does it for him.