How to Identify, Interpret and Profit From Stock Karma

Note One) What you are about to review in this post represents a little known, highly technical, leading edge strategy involved in the ongoing and successful potential generation of superior investing results. However - be aware that unless you are highly practiced in applying Stock Karma strategy in all of its specific nuances, your results may be precipitously calamitous and hideously and economically painful.

Have you noticed that very few highly successful investing strategists talk about Stock Karma? Do you wonder why? Well… the reasons for their silence will shock you to your core and threaten/call into question a great many, and a wide milieu of your stock investing beliefs But first - what exactly is Stock Karma and what do Hedge Fund managers know about it that you don’t. As it turns out - quite a lot.

Several year ago, in the now defunct wreckage of the Mongoose Chronicles, we revealed how some very successful and filthy rich stock investors used, and continue to use, highly targeted Stock Horoscopes, in combinations with what we are going to reveal today - the Rest of The Story (So to speak) - to gain a wide advantage over us semi-normal investing type folks. While I don’t want to take the time to revisit that entire educational post - here is a brief summary of how Stock Horoscope Investing works.

  1. Identify both the company start-up date as well as its incorporating date. Convert those dates to Chinese Horoscope prime categories: Year of the lion - Year of the Tiger -Year of the Fat Tushy whatever etc.

  2. Cross reference those two dates and convert the primary Chinese horoscope labels into a single numerical score and entity. This is an entirely critical, but a highly difficult step (best left to Stock Karma professionals) that is THE key element in correctly defining a companies specific Stock Karma grading.

Those two steps constitute the Basics of stock horoscope investing that lead to pinpointing and identifying a company’s specific trajectory.

Now using that as a knowledge base - we need to move on to the second part of what, till now, has represented the sort of secret to the secret recipe so vital to Stock Karma Investing (OXLC).

Note Two) If you feel doubt creeping in at this point don’t despair. Simply ask yourself this: What would Kentucky Fried Chicken be without the Colonel Sanders secret recipe. AHAAAA you say - now you are getting closer to understanding the significance of Stock Karma Investing.

At this point I would like to highlight two documentaries that fully explained how Hedge Funds operate. Both of these documentaries must be viewed in the specific order they were produced and released. But…be aware they are produced in code to prevent retail investors from keying in, or identifying, the actual core elements being revealed/explained. We cannot take the time here to break this down completely here, but will perhaps get more detailed in future posts. Here are the Documentaries:

  1. The Men Who Stare at Goats
  1. 100s of Beavers

Note Three). Both of these documentaries contain a series of subliminal messages that zip by really fast so you must be aware of them to fully interpret the investing principles being displayed. If you are not familiar with subliminal messaging I will include a subliminal message in the following sentence:

The rain in Spain - BUY TSLA - falls gently on the plain.

Did you catch subliminal message? Let me type it slower and focus this time on something included in the sentence that might not flow with the general topic of the sentence nor its actual structure:

The rain in Spain - BUY TSLA - falls gently on the plain.

Did you catch it the second time? If you didn’t, don’t worry - it takes a highly skilled person to detect hidden subliminal messaging. In fact - this entire post is a subliminal message designed to actually reveal the income stock yielding over 23% spoken about in: On the Dividend Side of Things #6. I included the stock symbol a while back in this post. Did you catch it?

I did that to delay the potential blow back from naysayers saying nay; which, if it happens, I will then blow them away with a few facts - some of which are entirely factual.

All The Best,
Big Dumb Hick Investing

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I just want to warn you. I couldn’t help myself. I went into the kitchen this morning and whispered into my wifes ear telling her what my portfolio was doing. Let’s say she was very impressed that I wasn’t losing as much money as I usually do. I want to emphasize that I only whispered. Not a full throated pronouncement. Hopefully the market Gods do not punish me for being so brazen.

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Now that was risky. You just never know the reaction you’re gonna get from an All-Too-Lovely. Much better to have a Stock Dog that can help you along in the overall investing process; although, some people have found that some types of rabbits can be trained but even then their stock picking results pale in comparison to a good stock picking parrot. With Rabbits it’s just a lot involved and takes significant amounts of time to get them primed and they leave these little pellets all around the house - on the other hand, a good stock Parrot that has any common stock sense at all, can work quite well. You just leave the TV on all day tuned to the market and business channels. In fact, it’s too easy with a Stock Parrot and their failure rate; while much better than a stock rabbit, still leaves a lot of guess work. You can never tell if they are just regurgitating what they heard - or - did they really put the time and effort in to perform the research. In the end it just depends on ensuring your animal stock picker assistant has the actual acumen for the analysis. Still - hard to beat a good Stock Dog.

Over the years we have tested many breeds of Stock Dogs in an effort to determine which breeds have intuitive abilities in selecting equities to invest in. For example…consider the following breeds and the potential issues with each:

German Shepards: Much better breed for law enforcement and very rare to find a German Shepard Stock dog.

Poodles - As a rule they have no interest in investing.

Bulldogs - If you can get a talented Bulldog they are pretty good. The best ones look like Winston Churchill.

Chihuahuas - Frankly, with Chihuahuas its hit or miss and they can be a little overly insistent that they are right. The good news is that if they get to overbearing you can always sell them to that Mexican fast food outfit: Grill a Chihuahua.

Collies - Don’t me started on Collies. They are dumb as rocks

Mastif and Great Dane - too lazy

Golden Retriever - Has a higher percentage of good Stock Dogs and easier to train.

Malmutes and Huskies - Nah…they fall in love with every stock they research.

Those are just a few to get you started. And don’t rule out farm animals either - I knew a guy once who had a really good Stock Mule but the dang thing was way too stubborn. Once it picked an equity it wouldn’t budge off of its selection or even explain in detail why. Had to give him a lot of carrots to get anything back useful.

But remember, having a good Stock Dog really beats having to explain to your All-To-Lovely how you are doing in the market…and even better, you can blame whatever happened on your Stock Dog…as in: That dang dog - I told it XYZ company really sucked. See what I mean?

All the Best,
Big Dumb Hick - Non-Invested

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I had a stock picking Rabbit but it was out feeding and a coyote got to it. Now try talking to a coyote about stocks. I thought that you were what you ate but after talking to the coyote I realize that thesis was probably incorrect. Just glad it wasn’t a Grizzly that ate the rabbit.

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Just bad luck all the way around.

You might want to change the passwords to your accounts to make sure that if the rabbit blabbed to the coyote you are protected. If you notice any strange transactions you need to report it right away!

All the Best

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Dang now I have to tell the wife she was right. Here I thought she was just being to cautious when she said the Rabbit would spill the beans. I don’t mind the rabbit spilling the beans but telling my wife she was right. :flushed_face:

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