Recently, I wrote about the omnipotent TMFer that is deciding the fate of this storied board:
“Let’s see what Jen, the mighty and powerful TMFOverlord of the Great Board Purge (GBP) of 2022, has to say about saving this board. If we ask her nicely, she may even post her response here!”
It has come to my attention that Jen does not wish to be known as the veritable juggernaut, rampaging thru the social boards, with only carnage, despair, and tears in her wake.
Nay!
She is simply Jen.
Just Jen executing her job (even if it means executing boards).
Let us not forget that Jen is a person, and while I do not yet know her well, I feel I should write a poem about this most reluctant TMFOverlord:
“Just Jen”
She loves kittens and rainbows
and french toast in bed
Blowing up the Socials
fills her with dread
Jen craves her some Portillo’s
Just like you and I
Devouring Social boards
like a dipped beef and fries
Cut her some slack then
She will decide our fate soon
So stop acting like monkeys
throwing rocks at the moon
Sing que sera sera
Find yourself some zen
the grim reaper is knocking
but it really is just Jen
Just Jen executing her job (even if it means executing boards). Let us not forget that Jen is a person, and while I do not yet know her well, I feel I should write a poem about this most reluctant TMFOverlord:
As of this morning (my time) your board no longer has the dreaded warning at the top of the page and seems to have moved from Social Club section to Investment Analyst Club.
As of this morning (my time) your board no longer has the dreaded warning at the top of the page and seems to have moved from Social Club section to Investment Analyst Club.