Vocab enrichment.
ultracrepidarian - expressing opinions on matters outside the scope of one’s knowledge or expertise
“I pledge to do better to resist the temptation to be an ultracrepidarian.”
Today is always a good time for self improvement.
Including getting better at limericks.
An ultracrepidarian
can also be contrarian.
They think they’re “the boss”
but make others cross
by acting like a barbarian.
You’re welcome.
–Peter
If you don’t know, best keep your mouth shut.
If not, your head’s in your b^++
Your opinions don’t matter
When your knowledge’s not fatter
Than a lunatic X poster nut.
“En boca cerrada no entran moscas.”
El Capitán
Con la Boca cerrada
No permite moscas entrada
Pero los ojos abierta
Los oidos descubierta
Mucho se pueda ganada
ralph
A loudmouth with theories galore,
Spewed nonsense no mind could ignore.
He tweeted all day—
(Facts got in the way)
Now he yells at a locked bathroom door.
Pete
A bad METAR thingy emerges:
Ultracrepidarian urges!
Knowledge is bliss
B.S. is remiss
and METAR seeks braggarts for purges?
There was a fool from Nottingham
He thought therefor I am
His thoughts were struck down by the fatty
The man who’s a baddy
One day fatty did one too many a sham.
This was posted 2 years ago, councidentally.
History repeats.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose knowledge was all in a bucket
An ultracrepidarian fool
Who thought he was cool
When experts spoke, he’d just say “Stuff it!”
There was an old man who was orange…
Oh, hell, what rhymes with orange?
What rhymes with orange? Covfefe?
Pete
Isn’t orange the new black?