These two emails were, obviously, robots replying. Then I got an email from Manuel Da Silva who I figured was a human.
Hi Denny,
Thanks for your interest in Zoom! My job is to help you get set up with the right plan or resources.
Do you mind answering:
- How many folks on your team will need to schedule or host Zoom meetings?
- Are you interested in meetings, webinars, or both? Click here for the difference.
- When are you looking to get started?
From there I can get you to the right solution!
We’re also happy to speak directly about your specific request. You can chat us live any time on from the Zoom pricing page.
Best regards,
Manuel
Since my inquiry was clearly not about using Zoom I replied:
Manuel:
You didn’t read my email. It was address to your Investor Relations department. I’m an investor, not a user. There is no way on your website to communicate with Investor Relations.
If you could, please, get me in touch with Investor Relations I’d appreciate it.
With my best wishes,
I got a prompt answer:
High Demand Re: Responding to your Zoom request
To: Denny Schlesinger denny@xxx.com
Thank you for your message! Due to current and extenuating circumstances, our responses have been slightly delayed. We will do our best to respond to you as quickly as possible.
Looking to Master Zoom?
• Watch the How to Zoom Video Series
• Support for you and your organization on our COVID-19 resource page
Billing or Purchasing
• To purchase additional Zoom licenses immediately or get info on different license types, click here: zoom.us/pricing. To add new products to an existing account, please reply to this email with the products you’d like to add and provide your account number
Troubleshooting an Issue?
•Review Zoom’s Most Frequently Asked Questions or search articles and resources on the Zoom Help Center
We understand that your business and organizations are relying on Zoom and are doing everything we can to assist our customers as quickly as possible.
Kind regards
Manuel Da Silva
Online Account Executive
Zoom Video Communication
I guess Manuel Da Silva was being impersonated by a robot! 
I’m not going to pursue it until I get a real answer.
Denny Schlesinger