To live deep in the jungle of the Florida Keys where I don’t have to stress over the insanity in GAGA Desantis with neighbors at the local bodega.
I’m waiting for Meatball to grow his tiny rectangular mustache. Sometimes, with a fresh whitewall haircut, Meatball looks so stunningly Neurenberg, but he just needs that 'stache for the complete “Heil, Ron!” look.
Moronic note to self about what would be a time sink: start an anti-Meatball Blog and don’t register it.
But I know thousands of young people are going to do just this should Ronny DaWhiner get his way.
“That’s a 10-4,
Let’s kick in the door,
Of that dirty, un-registered blogger!”
“Peregrine! Open up! Blog Police! We want to ask you some questions concerning your posts to the Motley Fool Discussion boards which the Guvnah is calling a blog site. Open up, you dang Communist!”
I am just so glad that Florida is the place where everyone goes to be free. 
Have to register with the government to be a blogger. 
Andy
That’s stupid.
UNLESS… in context… it’s part of how they recognize who you are when you’re declaring income and expenses regarding the blogging.
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
**UNLESS… in context… it’s part of how they recognize who you are when you’re declaring income and expenses regarding the blogging.
- Rob**
You are most kind, but this is thin-skinned Napoleon Meatball, he of the cowboy boots with lifts. We know he’s dealing from the 52 cards of the Tyrant Deck.
“Blogs are bad, Boys and Girls, Mmmmmkay?”
Y’all quit making fun of my #FloridaMan winner this week.
FloridaMan is cutting edge and will save Planet Earf. His greatness shines on with EV powered cars which only cost $200
Well… we don’t see that sort of ingenuity here in NC.
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
You must feel smarter every day you wake up because North Carolina keeps sending us your Dummies.
North Carolina and Virginia are sending us their worst tryouts for #FloridaMan, but they lack the panache of some Northerners. It is the transplanted mental geldings from Michigan who make the best new #FloridaMan.
Some of the shallowest, surliest folk I had violent encounters with at the clubs were Michigan folk. And today, I am still meeting - through chance encounters -the GAGA types from Michigan who are as dumb as a box of frozen chum.
I’ll take Virginian and North Carolina GAGA hat wearers over their Michigan brethren, who remind me of Idaho militia men in Jimmy Buffett shirts. So many idiots. So many trophies to take off them.
I had this thing for Costa sunglasses and team hats.
So many trophies from Michigan badarses I was about to turn over to the police. I just gave away a pair of Costas to my landlord a few days ago. I let him pick from my last 5 pairs of trophy sunglasses.
Virginians and Tarheels have some politeness to them when you back them into a corner with the evidence of criminal behavior caught on video. The Michigan folk still want to tangle. I usually ask for a hat and sunglasses from Michigan folks “caught in the moment.”
You don’t want to go to jail, Detroit? Talk to that nice DJ you just tried to hit with a beer bottle. He’ll dictate his terms. If you can live with them, we sit on the videos and never show them to your wife or your bas association.
Lawyers are the worst in bar fights. I love sentencing them to ride back to Michigan sans their hats and sunglasses.
Rock plays hardball when you take shots with my tribe of friends.
As you must realize… I’m from Michigan…
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Doh! Stand right there as I cast out your demons.
(Freaking Michigan people, I can’t get away from them. I must be on some kind of Amber Alert up there - “Go pester this guy deep in the Florida Keys when you get to your Winter home.”)
LOL
Well… I am definitely “a work in progress…”
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
If Ron is a Meatball, then this appointee of his has the intellect of a Vienna Sausage.
Folks, he’s here to tell us “Florida tap water can turn you gay, Ummmkay?”
This guy will get along well with Death Sentence’s Doctor Daddy who claims COVID was a hoax and vaccines are bad, Ummmkay?
So Rob due to taxes I will need you to register as an Investor with the government LOL. Oh but don’t worry you do not have to register your gun, just your job.
Andy
In case you haven’t realized… you already do that when you pay taxes. You detail your investment income and losses, showing where they come from. I suppose the same would be the case when you list your blogger income on your taxes though, so I guess registering as a blogger doesn’t really add anything.
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
That is interesting, than maybe we should have everyone register with the government since we all pay taxes.
Andy
Yeah. It’s called your social security number.
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Really so bloggers don’t have a social security number? That is interesting. Now I understand why Florida would want to register them.
Andy
I guess you win Obtuse Poster Of The Day.
Congratulations.
Rob
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
