The Great Banana Republic of Florida: Where the Weird Turn Pro
Smoking Gun headline: Florida Man, 37, Arrested After Calling 911 About Sour Patch Kids Candy
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/sour-patch-911-call-…
A “heavily intoxicated” Florida Man was arrested Saturday night for calling 911 to report that his girlfriend “wished to eat Sour Patch Kids” according to police.
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Charged with misuse of the 911 system and obstruction, Larson was booked into the county jail, from which he was freed yesterday afternoon on his own recognizance. As part of his release conditions, Larson has been ordered by a judge to not consume alcohol and has been outfitted with an alcohol monitoring device.
It was all fun and games til you get to this paragraph. Let’s hope the woman moves away from this lout before he turns deadly.
Larson was arrested in November for allegedly shoving his girlfriend and knocking her phone from her hand during an altercation in their Clearwater apartment. Prosecutors subsequently declined to pursue a misdemeanor domestic battery count against Larson.